Listeners, we come to you now, bound in darkness, with a message from our producer, the Hedge Fund Manager That Was Promised, Kyle Coplen (Praise Kyle):
You are not prepared. Your days spent listening to jovial mystery hosts talk incessantly about such frivolous topics as "What's good on Netflix" ARE AT AN END. In my Dirty Dungeon lies a plethora of pitfalls, a multitude of malaise, and unending echoing laughter at jokes that are kind of okay, worth a chuckle, you know, but really don't have as much value as the laughing parties ascribe to it. You have never experienced the level of torment these unearned chuckle sessions will bring you in... KYLE COPLEN'S DRAGON KEEP P.S. - I'm still letting these goons out to do the standard podcast from time to time. They're in a lifetime contract and I didn't become the intersection of past and present by letting subordinates renege on their agreements, so expect more of those. PRAISE ME, Kyle Coplen
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