This week your unequipped adventurers dance around an issue none of us are remotely prepared for - parenthood. What is the function of those tiny knee-knocking, ankle-biting shin pains? Can we sap them of their youth for our own immortality? Are they here for short term unpaid labor? Maybe their deeply unsettling cries are the reason we haven't been dominated by an alien race? Inquiring minds want to know.
We really take a hard look at ourselves this week, listeners, so don't neglect your own mirror viewing. We've raised the cap to a 15 minute minimum for this viewing. Really look at that mirror, guys. Imagine what your future child may look like, and pity them for inheriting that horrific nose of yours. Forever young and forever yours, Ben Hur.
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In episode two, two of your hosts sit down for a genial chat about garden gnomes. Put them on the doorstep, hide them in the bushes - whatever you want, they're your gnomes. As well we talk about riding with strangers and the ontological implications of towering trees. For a few moments we even consider life as part of an order of incarcerated uteruses. Uteri? And as always, when you finish the pod, spend at least ten minutes looking at your mirror. At. Least. Speculatively yours, Ben Hur. |
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