This week your unequipped adventurers dance around an issue none of us are remotely prepared for - parenthood. What is the function of those tiny knee-knocking, ankle-biting shin pains? Can we sap them of their youth for our own immortality? Are they here for short term unpaid labor? Maybe their deeply unsettling cries are the reason we haven't been dominated by an alien race? Inquiring minds want to know.
We really take a hard look at ourselves this week, listeners, so don't neglect your own mirror viewing. We've raised the cap to a 15 minute minimum for this viewing. Really look at that mirror, guys. Imagine what your future child may look like, and pity them for inheriting that horrific nose of yours. Forever young and forever yours, Ben Hur.
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